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Joke of the Day
"What was the cause for Floyd Mayweather's first loss? He couldn't read his opponent's moves."
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"jesus could get on twitter and be like ""fear not, child. i know for a fact that your going to heaven!"" and someone would be like ""you're""."
"I like making babies... Unsuccessfully, of course."
"Why are Prank Videos AIDS? Because they are people gone sexual, happen in the hood and is sex gone wrong."
"9 out of 10 dentists will agree to anything you want them to for 100 bucks."
"Why don't the dutch have a space program? Their spaceships Netherland."
"Clapping was invented by white people at concerts, because we have no idea what to do with our hands when we dance."
"We lost a planet but gained a zodiac sign. I guess that's a good constellation prize."
"A summer getaway for women that date younger guys in the bathroom & want to learn to carve cantaloupe? John Cougar Melon Camp"
"If you're a vegan w a gluten allergy who doesn't own a TV do you put it on a business card or just wait to force it into every conversation?"