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Joke of the Day
"If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey, what would Delaware? I don't know but Alaska"
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"what's the opposite of a Mexican? a Mexican't"
"50 cent is so broke I bet two of him couldn't even make a dollar."
"I recently quit my job as a scuba diving instructor I couldn't handle the pressure."
"You know, we're not all that different from the Middle East You smoke weed here, you become stoned. You smoke weed there, you get stoned."
"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."
"I bet feminists hate pedestrian crossings... What with that red/green man telling them when they can and can't walk."
"What do gay men and Xbox's have in common? They both get red rings when they're fucked."
"Shout out to my sweatpants for loving me through thick and thicker."
"For Christmas my mum bought me a t-shirt saying, ""I'm a nudist."" I haven't worn it yet."