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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. My dad used to tell me this all the time when I was little. Still makes me chuckle to this day."

"There once was a man from Trent.. There once was a man from Trent. His cock was so long, it bent. When he was in trouble, he tucked it in double. So instead of cumming, he went."

"I walked in on my roommate jerking it He got mad and told me to put it away"

"How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act? A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked? A: Yes HIRED!"

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, But you'll have to find a really big lightbulb to fit them in there."

"I like to finish everyone's drinks at parties and then call them out for being drunks."

"The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it."

"Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed? Cause the building collapsed, duh."

"You cannot run through a campground You can only ran, because it is past tents"

"What do you call a flying Jedi? A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)"