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Joke of the Day

"If mummies are from egypt, then where are daddies from?"

"Trump is like a racehorse.... If it aint running, it's just an ass."

"According to my girlfriend, a small penis shouldn't be a problem in any loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one though."

"tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again."

"YOU CAN'T BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF DONT BELIEVE THE LIES."

"What does the lord say when the intern messes up? God demi"

"One from my 7yo God daughter: why can't Elsa hold on to her balloon? Because she keeps letting it go!"

"Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ? Because of the [central limit theorem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_limit_theorem)."

"I don't get why people are allowed to say ""Damn straight"" But I get in trouble when i say ""Damn gays""."

"If poly means many and ticks are blood sucking parasites, then politics must mean..."