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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the newly sponsored gay NASCAR team? Its always in the rear of the field."

"Dear Adobe, In all the times I've been to the circus I've never seen an Acrobat Reading."

"Why do bears hate shoes so much? They like to run around in their bear feet."

"Did you hear about the new Clinton computer? It has 6 inches of RAM and no memory!"

"Did you know when a man masturbates he generates 5 BTU of energy.. So if you had 5000 men in a room masturbating, it would be extremely gay."

"Q: Why did the baker bake more bread? A: He kneaded the dough."

"There was a boy who lived down my street who always got concussions! He lived just a stone throw away."

"I'm following around cop cars all day to let them know how it feels."

"Why did the blind driver have no hands? He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour"

"It's perfectly fine to offer raisins to a guest (if nuclear winter is upon us & you're living in an underground bunker)"