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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world Ones who understand binary And the ones who don't."

"I'm thrilled that you found Jesus. Where was he hiding?"

"What is the only type of folder that can make you sick? Salmon Manilla"

"r/Jokes really made my day But that was month's ago. At least now when I come back I still see the same jokes."

"Why did the hippie drown? Because he was too far out, man."

"Doctor: are you an active marijuana user? Me: not really, I usually just sit on the couch and play video games"

"Men and women are like cats and dogs... You can't have sex with them in public."

"A naked woman robbed a bank.. Nobody could remember her face."

"Don't be sad dirty dishes, nobody's doing me either."

"What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal? A doctor"