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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rich South American? A Brazilianaire!"

"I thought my secret vasectomy would just keep my wife from getting pregnant, but sometimes...... ... it just changes the color of the baby."

"I'm a married white male; my forefathers saw to it that I'm not allowed to be offended by anything."

"I have a little joke that always makes women laugh My penis"

"What does the alcoholic drink when he complains wine (kinda sorry)"

"He died doing what he loved...failing to read my mind."

"I had a dream That the most beautiful plate of salmon with lemon zest and crusted parmesan was in front and before I could dig in I woke and saw it was my wife's leg spread open."

"My friend came crying to me after he crashed his brand new Swedish car But I didn't want to hear his Saab story"

"Sir, your resume is just a picture of you photoshopped into a quidditch match. No need for an interview, welcome to the White House"

"There's good climate in heaven, but a better company in hell."