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Joke of the Day
"Can't you see I'm on an important phone call with a host from QVC?"
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"Why don't witches wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on the broom."
"Misty's boss says to her: ""You've been late to work for 5 days straight! You know what this means, don't you?"" ..... ...to which Misty replied ""I SURE do! It means today must be FRIDAY!!!"""
"i sneezed and all my butt drugs fell out"
"What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway!"
"I heard they put a supermarket behind Bilbo's hobbit hole... Unexpected item in baggins area."
"A man discovered a new medication that makes people sneeze constantly. What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it? Eschew! Eschew!"
"hey you got a sec? next time someone asks you if you got a sec, you must simply reply"" no i have lots of secs"""
"What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury? Yakmanninov"
"I fell sick today when I wore crocs... I am Lacoste intolerant."