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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway!"
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"What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle? Abu Bikr"
"I bet i can tell you where you got your shoes. You got'em on your feet."
"Another ""Priceless"" joke. Vodka 19.99. Motel room 64.99. Condoms 9.99. Finding out she swallows and likes it in the ass? Priceless! Fuck Mastercard, it pays to Discover"
"I like my women like I like my coffee, tied up in burlap and thrown over the back of a donkey."
"Did you hear about the witch who couldn't have children? her husband had a Holloweenie."
"My SO told me that I should stop pretending to be a flamingo I had to put my foot down"
"What do you call a naughty Yazidi child? A little devil"
"What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? Four-tified"
"I hope all the friends I've made in the bathroom at 1am are still SO pretty and everything worked out with that boy they were drunk texting"