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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a yoghurt and America? If you leave a yoghurt for 200 years, it will eventually develop a culture. Plus the yoghurt's fat free."

"There was a surprising surge in Republican support for Syrian Refugees today They found out 80% of the islamic refugees supported punishing gay people and bans on pre-marital sex. *pew-polls*"

"Mother-in-laws Two men are sitting in a pub when one turns to the other and says ""My mother-in-law is a saint,"" To which the other man replies ""You're so fucking lucky! Mine's still alive,"""

"The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread. He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis."

"What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ? Nothing."

"Can't believe I'm not invited to things I'd never go to."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who do and those who dont"

"Sam sung a song, and PUFF! An apple materialized!"

"Divorced couples have two chromosomes. Ex and why."

"I normally despise the idea of ""separate but equal"", but I would love a separate gay drink menu."