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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an upside down blonde? A brunette with bad breath"

"What do physics majors do when they hit the club? They torque it.."

"Why do women live longer than men? They're not married to women."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !"

"If I could have a finger on my penis. I could pick'n'flick, with my dick."

"Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!"

"What do you call a Mexican child molester? A pedrophile"

"Smartphones are a lot like instant coffee... They're both good 'till the last drop."

"If Jared Fogle gets any rounder he may go Full Circle."

"You say ""tomato,"" I say ""tomato,"" and there, we've written our own wedding vows"