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Joke of the Day

"""Ever wonder why Rice Krispies costs the same as quieter cereals?"" why would- ""It's because they're sold by weight-"" Dan, NO ""not by volume"""

"Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment? Oxidants happen,"

"A woman is watching the food channel... Her husband says: why are you watching this? You can't even cook! She replies: you watch porn all day long and I dont even say anything!"

"A man asked Hitler "" Would you kill a jew for 8 pieces of gold? "" Hitler said : Nein."

"A man walks into a zoo only to find out the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"How do you make a good pun? You use a great PUNchline."

"[at hairstylist] Make me look like I'm running really fast."

"I'm convinced that those at work who drum on every available surface incessantly killed things as a child."

"Oxygen hydrogen sodium sodium Whats my name"

"What did the human call the bee after it stung him? An ass hole"