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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?? None. They just beat the room for being black"
Next Joke
"[puts dog in car] Me to wife: just gonna take her to the vet Wife: why u whispering [car screeches away] Me with wife in headlock: thats why"
"What is the heaviest surgical intervetion that can be done to women ? Getting money and dicks out of their minds."
"Two random variables were talking in a bar They thought they were being discrete but I heard them continuously."
"I wanted to tell a joke about a blind people.. ..I figured they wouldn't see it."
"Did you blow bubbles as a little kid? I saw him last week, he told me to tell you hi."
"What do you call a Jewish vagina? The Labia menorah."
"What was Hitler's least favorite drink? Juice"
"Priest in bathroom I walked in on a priest going on the bathroom and I was like HOLY SHIT!"
"What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? The guardians of the galaxy!"