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Joke of the Day

"Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head."

"A macaroni and cheese based meal assisted a burger thief. The meal was a hamburglar helper."

"An Indian redditor gets an arranged marriage. He turns to his partner and says: ""Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"""

"THE SHINING (1980): An oblivious pair of incessant chatterboxes are finally taught to respect the sanctity of a writer's space."

"I workout religiously About once or twice around the holidays"

"Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: ""Windows frozen."" Husband texts back: ""Pour some lukewarm water over it."" Wife texts back 5 mins later: ""Computer completely fucked now."""

"What is Mario's favorite material? Denim Denim Denim"

"How do you get a fat girl into bed? It's a piece of cake"

"main difference between /news/ mods and north korea? one side executes people for no reasons and puts people in detentions camps, the other one is a country."

"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink"