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Joke of the Day

"In a car crash a dog would rescue you. However a cat would pour liquor over your face and testify against you in court."

"Saw this movie about Jewish people this afternoon.. It had a hollow cast."

"No thanks, 5 Hour Energy, I'd rather have a 5 Hour Nap."

"The Sun doesn't need to go to college Because it already has 28 million degrees."

"A drunk is brought to court... The judge says ""you've been brought here for drinking"" to which the drunk replies ""when can we start!"""

"What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law? One's wanted."

"Chicken walks in to a bar... It's full of Roosters. Chicken says, ""I crossed the road for this?"""

"right now mitt romney is trying to put an entire loaf of bread in his mouth"

"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"""

"You call it reckless driving, I call it searching for my lighter."