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Joke of the Day
"How do hipsters buy their drugs? by the instagram."
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"Rethink everything in your life if you're one of the 43,000 people making comments on an instagram photo of Kylie Jenner stretching."
"I'm Skyping your mom right now I've got both monitors up so she can fit."
"Setting up a Moses business would be simple except for one setback... Staff problems."
"I have a joke to tell. Can you reddit?"
"How does a black girl know she's pregnant When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked"
"Did you hear about the guy ducking charges of sheep rape? He's on the lam."
"The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble."
"Cupping? Isn't that what tween girls do to fatten their lips? #olympics2016"
"What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes? I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)"