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Joke of the Day

"Feminists are like prime numbers The only thing that goes into them is themselves."

"[offensive] jews KNOCK KNOCK Who's there Nazi Nazi who? Who killed the jews? Natz me."

"My tribal name is sleeps in the river... I was a bed-wetter"

"The scarecrow won employee of the month again... He's outstanding in his field."

"I'm pretty sure that the guy who wrote about the Apocalypse was a meteorologist."

"Is Rick Moranis dead? or just his career?"

"The shortest tribe in the world The Fuckawee tribe....In the long grass you can hear their chant...Where the Fuckawee!"

"Where do college students go for medical attention? An I.V. League."

"What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates."

"Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison."