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Joke of the Day

"Joke WHAT'S GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE PORK? -- Kermit's fingers Disgusting but made me giggle like a school girl bitch"

"The therapist told my wife and I not to go to bed angry... we haven't slept in 36 years."

"What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader."

"Sex Joke So an egg walked up to a sperm and said, ""You cum here often."""

"Another blonde joke A professor told his class: ""Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"" A blonde asked, ""Who is 'Seed'?"""

"I've just read a book on how dramatically footballers wives lose their looks once their husbands retire.It's a real WAGS to witches story."

"Annoying guy trying to hit on me: This is like a scene from a romantic movie. Me: Yeah, I'm the iceberg and you're the Titanic. #Queen"

"My friend says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We'll just see about that..."

"I have just read an interesting dictionary. It had literally no metaphors. I'll ^show^myself^out..."

"What is that white thing in my pork&beans? The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy"