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Joke of the Day

"What is that white thing in my pork&beans? The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy"

"I used to be good friends with my bartender But now our relationship is on the rocks"

"I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x2 + why +8 [(x + 2y 2 = a-z] + 2x 3 + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y 5Z 3= k= 9 in real life"

"I shaved my legs today and drew the hair back on. I don't get it, eyebrow ladies, I don't get it."

"What do you call a fat psychic? a four chin teller."

"What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!"

"My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant."

"Joke... What did you expect? A man asks his wife: Why don't you get upset when I yell at you? Wife: I clean the toilet. Man: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush. :-)"

"Say what you will about Clinton being a womanizer But Bush had the Twins go down on him."

"What do you call a nosy pooper? An eavesdropper!"