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Joke of the Day

"It's hard to get people to visit me in Alabama because the trip 30 to 40 years back in time can be rather arduous."

"How many people does it take to post a joke on /r/jokes One"

"What's the difference between a girls mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be in both those things."

"How does one know a man is going to say something smart?..His senentences start with ""A woman once told me.."""

"Did you hear about the guy who had a really short temper because of his botched sex change? He was always going around half-cocked."

"What do you call a hobosexual? A bum fuck."

"What's the point of going to somebodys funeral? It's not like they are coming to yours."

"Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose."

"How to eliminate world hunger and unemployment at once? Let the hungry eat the unemployed."

"How many corpses does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently more than 3, because it's been a week and my basement is still dark."