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Joke of the Day

"It's hard to get people to visit me in Alabama because the trip 30 to 40 years back in time can be rather arduous."

"What do you call a nun that sleep walks? A roamin' catholic"

"When it comes to making Pokemon puns you could say I'm Machamp"

"I need a short joke about something being so loud..""This thing is so loud it..."""

"How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray..."

"Cop: Maybe it's your driving. Maybe you're drunk. Me: Maybe it's Maybelline."

"Frankly, I find that Blackberrys are insensitively named and I'm starting a petition to have them renamed African-Americanberrys."

"Why did the Berlin Wall come down? It didn't match with the iron curtains."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"

"A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replies the murderer. ""Can you please hold my hand?"""