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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun that sleep walks? A roamin' catholic"
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"I told a joke about ripping up some paper It was tear-ible I'm really sorry!"
"Shoulder blades sound way more awesome than they are."
"My friend has the Koran on DVD... I asked him if he could burn me a copy."
"I asked Dumbledore what 3 + 5 was. It didn't know the answer because it was a dumb old door."
"What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube? My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds."
"Just got a Life Alert bracelet. Now, if I get a life, I'll immediately be alerted..."
"My wife was stunned!!.. One day my wife and I were cuddling in bed when she said, ""Hon, You are so cozy""... I got offended and yelled back, ""Fuck you.. YOU are sarkozy""..."
"What snooker and women have in common? When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown."
"Why is Jesus black? Because he's our father, and still hasn't come back yet...."