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Joke of the Day
"When it comes to making Pokemon puns you could say I'm Machamp"
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"What does a single, gay person watch at christmas? Homo alone!"
"What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm."
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire."
"A tourist tried to visit a nudist beach only to discover it was blocked off. He asked the local lisping lifeguard of the beach, ""You open?"" The lifeguard responded, ""Sorry, we're clothed."""
"I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at."
"What game do Africans play everyday? THE HUNGER GAMES (I'M GOING TO HELL)"
"What's the difference between hardware and software? Hardware breaks if you*don't* maintain it."
"What do you call a jewish eskimo? A kike!"
"Me getting kicked out of my feminist group was all just a big misterunderstanding."