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Joke of the Day
"Do you know the definition of a bonehead? Someone who's marrow minded."
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"Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? Because he couldn't get a date!"
"Moms that name their daughters Stacy are the real narcissists."
"Personal reflection is important for anyone working in the mirror industry."
"""I never weigh myself"" -People who weigh themselves daily"
"What's a narcissist's favorite color? Reflection"
"They say there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow But all I found was a drunk midget with loose change."
"Women can detect even the smallest of lies, but on TV they tell them they can lose 20 pounds in 5 days and they believe it all."
"If you call the suicide hotline in Iraq they ask if you know how to drive a truck."
"What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day? St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish."