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Joke of the Day
"I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today... It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked."
Next Joke
"What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark? A dogfish!"
"I look at people sometimes and think..for real? That's the sperm that won?"
"A man falls over and lands on a globe. He heads to the doctors. The doctor asks what's wrong. ""I've got this spain in my arsehole."""
"Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more."
"I quit my job as a coffee shop manager The daily grind was just too much"
"Sometimes I like to pet another dog while making eye contact with my dog. Adds just the right amount of tension to our relationship."
"So after how many speeding tickets am I qualified to be an honorary race car driver?"
"Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives? Because ""Islam gives women equal rights!"""
"Dating is just deciding if you like a person more than being lonely, then choosing wrong."