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Joke of the Day

"What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!"

"In my son's class they were talking about allergies, my son said ""My mom says she's allergic to most other moms"" Super"

"Does a roller coaster like its work? It has its ups and downs."

"A dyslexic walks into a bra."

"75% of women who say 'G-strings are more comfortable than regular underwear', know that men hear 'I like things in my butt'."

"What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?"

"How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better."

"Ever heard the song Coldplay wrote about the American Civil War? It goes: ""When you try your best, but you don't secede""."

"What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space? NASA."

"hello secretary? i need you to go to that website where you can combine pokemon and combine mew and squirtle, print it out and bring it here"