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Joke of the Day

"Can anyone explain this joke for me? I just don't get it, so it is either meant to be absurd/nonsensical or I am missing historical context: Q:What do you know about Damascus? A:It kills 99% of germs."

"To the handicapped guy who stole my bag You can hide but you can't run"

"When midgets smoke weed... ...do they get high, or do they just get medium?"

"I spent all day yesterday putting my old watches together to make a belt. When I finally finished I realized it was just a huge waste of time."

"Nice try little pine tree air freshener, but this gas station restroom needs the efforts of an entire forest."

"The person who took my sneakers while I was on the jumpy castle at McDonald's Please grow up."

"My cats are named Ra and Isis. In ancient Egypt, they would have been gods."

"it's cool when my one dog shits the other one has to go and inspect it like ""just as i suspected guys. it's shit."""

"So a father comes into his sons room.. And asks him: How are you? His son then answers: I'm fine thanks."

"Lesbian sex is like swimming. [NSFW] It's not hard, and gets you wet."