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Joke of the Day

"Can anyone explain this joke for me? I just don't get it, so it is either meant to be absurd/nonsensical or I am missing historical context: Q:What do you know about Damascus? A:It kills 99% of germs."

"My dog has been chasing people on bikes lately so I had to take away his bike"

"Did you hear about the new housing being built where dwarves can live at no charge? It's called the ""Stayfree Mini Pad"""

"Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal."

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic? He wanders through life wondering if there is a dog"

"Q: What do you call a prostitute's children? A: Brothel sprouts."

"What do you call a group of people from Portugal? Portugeese"

"Wanna hear a joke you don't tell an orphan? Knock knock. Who's there? Not your family."

"Two nuns sitting in a car at lights... ... when Dracula jumps on the bonnet and roars an evil roar. ""Quick, show him your cross!"" ""Oi Dracula, get off my damn car!"""

"Why isn't ebola airborne? Because niggers can't fly"