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Joke of the Day
"My Cocaine Is So White Police Let It Go With A Warning"
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"What can blow your Mind? A Brain Prostitute! (Maybe a repost though I haven't seen it)"
"What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A light house."
"Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... ...so now it looks like France landed there."
"What do you call a masturbating pickle? Jerkin' Gherkin"
"What do you call a sleeping pizza? A pizzza"
"""Is there a genius in the house?! It's an emergency!"" *I start to get up from table* *wife discretely stops me* *I silently agree with wife*"
"I am no Joker But I know who he is."
"Definition of anxiety: half of the time you're worried about the other half of the time."
"What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon? The Bear Glare."