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Joke of the Day
"What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A light house."
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"I'll refrain from making any jokes about the Ashley Madison controversy... They're such an easy target, it might be considered cheating."
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"Please, call me Seahorse. Mr. Seahorse was my mother."
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