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Joke of the Day

"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've tripping all day."

"Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street? They might be laced with something.."

"Guys WhatsApp status be like ""at the gym"" since 2014.... Brother are you going to fight Brock Lesnar or just trying to get 12 pack??!!!"

"[proctologist's office] ME: *unzipping pants nervously* PROCTOLOGIST: You're nervous, that's normal, but please zip my pants back up."

"What's green and invisible? This cabbage"

"Definition of a best friend He goes out and gets two blow jobs and comes back and gives you one."

"Why did Popeye beat up the Pope? He heard he was going to Mount Olive"

"Just sold my glove puppet collection. A collector called round and offered me 150 to take them off my hands."

"I convinced my son he has asthma so I wouldn't have to waste a bunch of money on team sports."

"Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table."