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Joke of the Day
"What's Jared's favorite side dish? Megan slaw"
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"People are like a crayons The white ones are useless."
"Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies? Because he couldn't find a date!"
"Suicide Bomber They said, ""If you blow up the building, you'll get 72 virgins when you go to heaven!"" I said, ""How about I just vandalize it for 5 sluts right now?"""
"What do you call someone who tortures you to death with boring wordplay and double entendres? PUNisher"
"I would have bought Battlefront EA If the Rancor wasn't a Dead one."
"I am a level 5 vegan.... I cant eat anything that casts a shadow."
"Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews."
"I hear that in Star Wars VIII they're going to introduce Han's perpetually depressed younger brother. His name is Y Solo."
"I invented a new word today... Plagiarism."