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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says... ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."" The bartender says, ""Holy shit! A talking horse!"""

"Opinions are like assholes... I'd rather not hear yours."

"Our father who art in heaven what does that mean like painting or something"

"How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !"

"I just saw two blind and deaf lesbians walking down the street with their hands down one anothers knickers.....I think they were lip reading?"

"My neighbor just planed an orange tree. I told him, ""That's a strange color for a tree."""

"Apparently the Burger King account is suspended while they think of a stronger password than ""horsemeat""."

"So a baby seal walks into a club...."

"What's next to England? A question mark."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They're all to busy beating the room for being black!"