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Joke of the Day

"What is the worst part about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"What's a pirate's favorite explosive? M80"

"How did Henry V reload his rifle? Once more into the breech, dear friends"

"eer booze and fun!' 'A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then the bartender said ""Now dont you start anything!!"""

"My father always said to me ""son it's always best to fight fire with fire""... and that is probably why he was kicked out of the fire service"

"What did the masturbator say when returning the porn that his friend let him borrow? [OC] Thanks, came in handy!"

"""That Will Smith is a nice young man, I hope he wins Celebrity Apprentice."" No Grandma, that's Ben Carson and this is the Republican Debate"

"What do you call a Mexican fist-fighting with a pedophile? Alien vs. Predator"

"What do you call a door only used by prostitutes? Ho-dor"

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock up your mom's ass"