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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you sitting on a F5 key? Cos' that ass is refreshing"
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"One thing my dogs and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work."
"You are ugly!... A drunk guy screams at a woman: ""You are ugly!"". The woman replies: ""You are drunk!"" Guy: ""At least in my case, tomorrow I wont be anymore."""
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!"
"Stop being racist to kettles."
"I could tell you that sodium hydroxide is a liquid out of solution. But then that would be a lye."
"The longest I've been sober is 5 years... ...then I turned six years old"
"A Muslim, a black guy, a horse, a pirate, a gay, a chicken and a rabbi all walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I don't think I can ever repay you."
"I've been shoveling manure all day So don't give me any bullshit."