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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish... Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to google, he quits asking dumbass questions."

"What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you? I'm not Willy Nelson"

"What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit? Mango!"

"To make sure everyone cries at my funeral, I'm requesting they play nothing but Creed and Nickleback through factory car speakers."

"What sex position makes ugly babies? Ask your parents"

"Saying MILF... in an *incestous* family has a completely different meaning..."

"Why was the man suspicous about the tree? I dunno, it seemed a bit shady."

"What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat? Skip"

"Anyone notice the irony behind ""hyphenated"" and ""non-hyphenated""?"

"What do you call a small byte? A nibble."