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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal."

"Why did the cat put the letter ""M"" into the fridge ? Because it turns ""ice"" into ""mice"" !"

"I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you."

"She was a very heavy smoker with a cough that curdled your blood. Phlegm fatale, they called her."

"Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it."

"I Took a Class on Personal Finance I had no interest in it."

"Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze. My 8 y/o daughter told me this joke."

"Chuck Norris can't get through his steak breakfast without a fifth of whiskey."

"I went SCUBA-diving and my equipment malfunctioned. I was so mad... ... it literally made my blood boil."

"What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote? **""There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart.""**"