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Joke of the Day

"Want to get noticed? Go jogging without moving your arms."

"get the butter out hillary is toast!"

"Some think the economy is slowly recovering. Others think it's on the verge of collapse. I think about boobs mostly."

"I like my women like I like my cars Fast, loud, used off craigslist."

"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies! ^tee ^hee"

"I approach. ""Girl are you a couch? Cuz I'm gonna try & fail to pick you up."" She laughs. ""I'm Jen."" My training hasn't prepared me for this."

"Will the Australian eat jam? He Mar-might."

"I once met an Italian fellow with feet made entirely out of rubber. His name was Roberto."

"Did you hear the one about the zombie telemarketer? They say he was a dead ringer."

"My Favorite Anti Why was the Black Jew mad? He had to sit at the back of the gas chamber."