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Joke of the Day

"The rising new trend is "" An@l Bleaching "". Usually I would be against such an activity ,but....Some ***holes do need to LIGHTEN UP !!"

"What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus? I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton."

"I'm getting a new appreciation for black and white films... I just watched jungle fever and I loved it!!!"

"I wanna get Transitions Lens LASIK surgery, so that when I'm out in the sun my eyes go black and children will run away from me."

"An old Vermonter is sitting on his porch. A New Yorker is passing by and stops to chat. He asks the old timer, ""Have you lived here all your life."" ""Not yet."""

"Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: ""Make a fright turn at the corner."""

"Whew, good thing there's a facebook petition for ending the shutdown, or else we'd be in real trouble."

"Whenever I think of a funny status I always get a pen and write it down so I can use it later, and if the pen is too far away I just convince myself that it wasn't that funny anyway."

"Anyone wanna buy any budgies? I've got two round the house going cheep!"

"Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: They're trying to get away from the noise."