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Joke of the Day
"Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute."
Next Joke
"My kid spilled milk in the back of my car last week ... Now I tell people it has a stinky dairy-air."
"How did Reddit not fell down yet? I mean, it is only hanging by threads..."
"Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?"
"New Reality Show: America's Next Top Proctologist. You only advance to the next round if you get two thumbs up."
"Exposed Ashley Madison users feel hurt & betrayed, unsure if they can ever trust again."
"What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? Someday my prints will come."
"I did a poll on the percentage of EE student that have sex in their life, 2/50 say they have sex. 2 people lied. (its true, they told me after I ask who they have sex with)"
"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
"My grandma got me a gift card to Walmart for my birthday. She told me not to spend it all in one place."