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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? Someday my prints will come."
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"Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman."
"Celebrity dumping an ice bucket on himself to raise money? Cute. Humanity dumping an ice cap on itself to raise sea levels? HILARIOUS."
"It's all a matter of taste Two cannibals are eating a Clown. One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"So someone dropped a Chinese baby in a toilet? My advice is to pop it in a bag of rice overnight..."
"Oh yeah I was in a gang in high school! Well not like a real gang, it was more of a Trigonometry Club. But we still flashed sines."
"""Are you chewing, boy?"" said the teacher ""This is the worst blowjob I've had all day"""
"A king gets murdered in his sleep... Two of his most loyal servants found the body, with a sword in the king's chest. One the servants turns to the other and says ""Wow, he must have had a bad knight."""
"Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree? Suh Dude"
"I still call my dad ""Master"" out in public so that people stare and feel bad for me."