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Joke of the Day

"My grandma got me a gift card to Walmart for my birthday. She told me not to spend it all in one place."

"How does Avis feel to be #2? It Hertz"

"Why is Phoenix such a great lawyer? Because he's ""Wright"" all the time."

"Do you know why I pulled you over? ""Yes, because I was driving a motorized toilet."" I meant this time ""Oh. No."" Please step out of the oven."

"Why are 9/11 jokes never funny? Because they always fly over everyone's head."

"It is not a middle finger It is my unicorn fist"

"How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ? Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end."

"It's impossible for a woman to say I'm not overreacting' without screaming."

"How do you tell if someone is ticklish? You give them a couple of test-tickles."

"People say I'm a stand up guy.. ....but I prefer to sit down when I can. Good morning everyone!"