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Joke of the Day
"Anyone that tells you beer isn't a solution clearly didn't pay attention in science class."
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"I'm no longer with a girl because she lied about her weight. She died in a bungee jumping accident."
"Where can you find a paraplegic man? Right where you left him."
"I used to steal famous comedian's jokes I still do, but I used to too."
"When they buried the man who invented Tetris ...the whole cemetery disappeared."
"[sees crush] Oh you're going to the mall? Wow weird me too. I totally need a new *tries to think of something at the mall* escalator"
"I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it 'cuz it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race."
"Women: Let me over-think everything you just said, connect them to things you said years ago and pick a fight about it when you least expect"
"Im not trying to brag or anything, but I just got invited to play Candy Crush on FB"
"Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that... Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that they don't need a Large Hadron Collider to locate the Higgs-Boson Particle."