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Joke of the Day

"So I was having sex with this chick and she kept calling out another blokes name. What kind of name is 'rape' anyway?"

"Ethiopian Cuisine... is a bit bland. It tastes like nothing."

"Do the French play video games? Wii"

"By the power vested in me by my credit card, I now pronounce you my new fluffy hat. You may now hug my head."

"I heard Christians only count 1 through 9. I wonder what happens if they say 10?"

"I just want to live in a world where people come with on/off switches."

"Croc sandals are like getting a blowjob from a dude... They feel amazing but you realize how gay you are when you look down."

"Ive tried everything to get my dog to behave. Ive tried shoving it into a wool tube, stabbing it in the neck and head, etc. nothing works."

"I thought the thieves stealing my dinner was bad But this one takes the cake"

"How is education going to make me smarter?"