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Joke of the Day

"[my laboratory] ME: I'VE DONE IT! MOUSE WITH EAR GROWING ON IT'S BACK: Holy crap keep it down."

"What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to life."

"What did the daddy salt say to his son? ""Stop cracking your NaCles."""

"Four gay guys walk into a bar... To see only one stool was open. ""Ah not a problem!"" The bartender said as he flipped the stool upside down."

"What's worse than giving Willie Nelson a blow job? Finding out it's not Willie Nelson"

"I think the doctors told me my blood type was A... but I'm not positive."

"My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby."

"Meet my good friend 50 Cent, or as he's known across the pond... 10,000 Pounds"

"I failed my Biology test yesterday I was asked to name a parasite currently living in Britain. Apparently 'Muslims' isn't the correct answer."

"Whats the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your Mom can't take a joke."