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"*eats one piece of lettuce* checks for abs"
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"My wife's posted picture she took of me in the shower didn't go viral... Ain't no big thing."
"Everyone keeps guessing who Rey's parents are, but who delivered her as a baby? OB-Gyn Kenobi"
"Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house? She didn't have the balls."
"Want to hear a clean joke? A boy takes a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the name of the girl next door. (Told by my pastor)"
"How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything."
"[Date] Me: You're a scientist? Him: Yeah M: You like chemistry? H: M: Wanna get in my genes? H: M: *slow winks* H: Are you having a stroke?"
"Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up? They got marmalaid."
"I often say to myself, ""I can't believe that cloning machine worked."""
"How do you launder money? Put it under the soap."