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Joke of the Day
"Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."
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"My phone died and my buddy said I'm sorry for your loss... Where is the service?"
"what am i doing with [borat voice] my liiiiiiiiiife"
"When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo.. I had to put my foot down"
"Why do people with bulimia nervosa love KFC? Because your meal comes with a bucket!"
"My bucket list is just the words ""afford things"" written in orange crayon on a paper towel."
"The Post Script by Adeline Extra"
"Why does Elton John play the piano? Because he sucks on an organ."
"Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman? It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)"
"I put my middle finger up as soon as I start driving, and if another driver does something really good, I take it down for a second."