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Joke of the Day
"""I'm really good in bed"" -Ice cream"
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"What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated"
"Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"I wish I could be like my cable company's customer service line and make people press 37 different numbers before they can talk to me."
"""10 Things I Hate About You"" is my favorite movie that sounds like a bitter Buzzfeed article"
"How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard."
"- How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights."
"Just donated my body to science. I'm your problem now, science. And I could use some pizza and beer."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked to be in a movie about famous musical composers... He responded ""I'll be Bach"""
"waldo at the gym can't none of y'all spot me"