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Joke of the Day

"I caught my friend watching gay Cuban porn last night... It was called Juan on Juan."

"Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser? Because he missed a split-end on a curl."

"I work in retail, a married man made me laugh Me: Hi sir, can I help you? Him: Nah I'm just looking for my wife Me: Oh sorry, we don't sell wives here Him: Good! Else you'd get a lot of returns!"

"Why did dwarf laugh when he walked through a paddock? Because the grass tickled his willy :)"

"Why is the area between a woman's breast and hips called a waist? Because you can easily fit a second pair of boobs in there."

"What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate? A wookiee talkie."

"What is Hitler's least favorite letter? The gas bill."

"""And remember to talk to everyone like they're a 3rd grader."" - flight attendant manual"

"Why do they eat snails in France? They don't like fastfood"

"I'm at my most British when the Benny Hill theme song plays while I'm half naked & being chased by my TC's wife who found me in his closet."