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Joke of the Day
"Procrastination is like masturbation It awesome until you realize that you've fucked yourself."
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"A gritty reboot of basketball where we find out all the players' moms were murdered by circles and that's why they throw rocks at one."
"Make sure to stand in the middle of group photos. It will be harder to crop you out later."
"What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully? Don't you Leia finger on her"
"What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !"
"What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts? De mentor."
"Today a tragedy occurred: a gardener died You could say he threw in the trowel"
"What is the worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in. No? Too old for childish jokes? Sorry."
"why did the energizer bunny go to jail? he got charged with battery"
"What is the name of Mark Zuckerbergs mother? Motherzucker"