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Joke of the Day
"Why did dwarf laugh when he walked through a paddock? Because the grass tickled his willy :)"
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"I asked my Dad, ""Dad, what did you want to do when you were my age?"" ""Your mom's sister."""
"What's the best vegetable to bring to a party? Stephen Hawking"
"To single moms... To single moms, I feel like the saying ""easy come easy go"" has an entirely different meaning."
"Honestly sometimes I STILL think about how dope it is that I don't have any homework."
"A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, ""five beers, please."""
"White smoke, Pope, Black Smoke, Nope."
"An officer gets shot in a marijuana raid..."
"My fan has two settings: - Barely moving. - Could propel a hovercraft across the Everglades."
"What is Bill Cosby's favorite hotel chain? Red Roofie Inn. I'll show myself out."