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Joke of the Day
"What is Hitler's least favorite letter? The gas bill."
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"Jared and zits What's the difference between Jared and Acne? Acne doesn't come on a kids face until there a teenager!"
"So, I'm thinking of getting a sex change. Currently I have none, but I identify as someone who does. EDIT: Changed relate to identify. I think it better that way."
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay"
"My doctor accidentally mixed my Viagra with laxitives I didn't know whether I was coming or going!"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? At least 7. One to screw in the bulb and the others to form a support system. They would also like you to know they're vegan."
"((speaking too close to the microphone at press conference)I have never watched a single episode of the Teletubbies. They look like fools"
"Give a man religion... ...and he will die praying for a fish"
"What does a duck smoke? Quack"
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give the bitch a shovel."